This is so totally awesome!!!
Hopefully, the chief had made the pot this morning and it had the strength to stir itself and could substitute a tank of jet fuel.
Strong enough to stir itself. LOL! You have no idea how much that made me laugh.
Having his kinda-sorta partner being talked about in such a demeaning fashion sent a bolt of aggravation and cave-man protectiveness surging up and down his spine as Clark made a slight detour to where the two were talking.
Yay for Caveman!Clark ...I kinda have a soft spot for him, you know. hehehe! It's silly, I know. But I do!
Acting distracted, his shoulder knocked squarely into the offending gentleman’s, causing him to lose his balance and fall in a graceless heap on the floor.
Take THAT, you big oaf!!!! Well deserved!!
[...]ex-bastard-of-a-poor-excuse-for-a-lover[...]
“I may have also told him about the abandoned mine shaft just off my parent’s property that no one really seems to remember anymore.” He paused, met her eyes briefly, and then began to study the patterns he was making on the ground, looking like a boy who had just been caught next to a broken window and a baseball. “And… maybe… I also told him about how I spent some time with a man in Indonesia who could kill a man twenty different ways with his pinky alone. I don’t know why he got so scared, though. It’s not like I actually learned anything from the guy.”
I had to quote all of that. Just had to. It's so excellent!!! Just positively brilliant!! And funny as hell.
But another part thought he looked so adorable, looking guilty at what he’d done instead of smug, and the guy had actually defended her when she hadn’t been the nicest person in the world.
awwwwwwww!!!!!
Totally full of awesomeness, this was.

(and yeah, speaking like Yoda, I am... but WTH... LOL!) I absolutely loved it and I am SOOOOOOOO sorry that I missed it when you posted it. *feels horrible*
