A mail order bride? <snort> Actually, it was a want ad in the newspaper with my picture and the caption "Free to good home."

<sigh> So far, no takers. But I'm housetrained! I can cook and clean (and write!) for you! I've got skills, baby! Skills! laugh

Lois: You know, I have a funny feeling that you didn't tell me your biggest secret.

Clark: Well, just to put your little mind at ease, Lois, you're right.
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