So you settled on Water Boy, eh? Great continuation. Hey, you've still got Flash, Green Arrow, Green Lantern, and several others to mistake Clark for Batman.

I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.