Ah, yes, CK is definitely enthralled by the lovely Lois Lane's bare skin. But my favorite part? When she wouldn't take it back. Nice.
Unfortunately, Smallville Style Clark is even denser than his molecular makeup should make him. Um, duh, marriage is something he and Lana should be on the same page about. Hello, Clark, don't you remember how she abandoned you when the world was ending?
*shakes head in dismay*