“Is he dead, Lois?”
“No! But I was really mad and I wanted to kick him between the legs and pull his nose off and put out his eyes with a freshly sharpened pencil and disembowel him with a dull letter opener and strangle him with his own intestines but I stopped myself just in time!”
I'm contemplating using this as my new sig.
Oh, it was as wonderful as I thought it would be. I nearly cried, and it's only the first chapter!
