LOL!!! Very funny.
Some of my favourite quotes:
“Clark, I need to...” Lois opened the door and stared.
“Uh, Lois, this isn’t what it looks like.”
AnnaBtG.
P.S.: Just read Kathy's comment.
I *knew* I had read it before!!
P.P.S.: I like the fact that Clark is such a guy *AND* he's not gay.
Too bad he doesn't really exist...
