It is (theoretically...) based on the 7 deadly sins, which are: Pride, Lust, Sloth, Envy, Snoring, Posting Vandalism on Wikipedia, and using double entendre in a story that's presumabely for children.
You're killing me, Mary!!!!
Snoring!!! And eh, using double entendre in a story that's presumably for children... <chokes on laughter>
As for the story... Forgive me for not quoting. But believe me, this story most vividly brings back a thousand memories from my childhood. Like the time when a button came loose on my blouse, and I found a needle and some thread and sewed it back on, feeling proud of myself for doing so. And then the phone rang, and it was my grandfather, and he asked me what I was doing, and I told him about the button... and he had a fit, you know? Because it was Sunday. I was doing work on a Sunday and now I might burn in hell, you know?
And my poor, dear aunt, who I miss terribly. She just loved Sound of Music with Julie Andrews and Christopher Plummer, and she saw it on TV whenever Swedish TV showed it. But on one occasion she couldn't resist seeing it in a movie theater, and afterwards she was almost shaking with fear... because if you saw a movie in a movie theater you might go to hell, you know?
Incidentally... when I started reading Superman comics at the age of twelve (before that I absolutely didn't dare to read comics against my parents' will) I was also told, this time by my parents, that reading comics would probably twist my mind and turn me into a very bad person. So even being denounced and described as sinful because of Superman is nothing new to me, Mary.
So I know everything about people who will sentence you to hell for all kinds of crazy reasons! I'm really curious about where you are going to take this fic, Mary.
Ann
