Oh dear, well I have no idea who wrote this one... Lisa, maybe? Nah. Can't be. DJ or Sue would be my best guesses, but it just doesn't seem like them enough to me.

I have no earthly idea.

But I definitely liked reading it - whoever you are, you did a great job! (and *yay*: an a-plot!)

Superman: Why is it that good villains never die?
Batman: Clark, what the hell are good villains?
=> Superman/Batman: Public Enemies