She made a convincing bimbo, but he would never dare tell her that, not even as Superman. He liked all his body parts in their appropriate places.
OMG, I totally snorted at that one. Way, way too funny!
[...]“If that’s okay with you ‘Spike’. Love the look, by the way. The boys must really…” Scardino’s mouth twitched into a smirk.
Clark heard Lois’s heart rate jump. He was never quite sure exactly what happened then. Even with super speed he hadn’t quite caught the movement beside him. But suddenly Scardino was sitting on his behind on the concrete floor holding his nose.
Excellent lines! Brilliant, really!!
That story was just plain amazing. I loved every line. I don't know who wrote this, but, whoever you are,

Can't wait to find who you are so I can go and hunt for more of your stories to read. This was way too awesome!