I'm not buying the author's note or the arms reference, so I'm not sure where that leaves me on the guessing game. BTW, those pictures were hilarious, Ann! James thought they were both pictures of CK. (We're not very up on pop culture if you guys haven't noticed, yet.)
I suppose if I guess they're all me, I might be right once. Unfortunately, I've barely had enough time to leave feedback, let alone do much writing. Plan B is to guess that they're all written by Lex Luthor, Jaxon or Mona. Plan C is that I guess that this particular piece was written by Lara Joelle Kent, simply because I think this author was being trickier than most and this piece doesn't match her style.
I'm going for door number C! And the author is... (insert drum roll)