Since we've had Angel on the brain lately - or I have at least - I couldn't help thinking of this when I read your title: From Quickening

Darla: "Now, you did say you were just gonna kill the humans, right?"

Vampire: "Yes, just the humans. Then we will nourish you, slice you open, wear your entrails as a belt and consume your eyeballs before we worship the miracle child."

Darla jumps off the table and goes to stand beside Angel.

Darla: "Okay. I'm in."

Not particularly relevant, but I think it's funny! goofy

Nice drabble btw.

When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.