This is exactly how I'd picture Superman responding to his fan mail. I like the variety of questions, and I really like the variations in both his answers and his tone. He was, of course, unfailingly polite, but he was also firm when he needed to be. As for panting over that woman's picture - which I assume showed her at least partly unclothed and posed in some suggestive manner - all Big Blue has to do is think of Lois, and that picture becomes completely uninteresting. Elena who?

Very nice, smileyd. More, please?


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