Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh! [Linked Image]

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We could get an annulment and I could marry him instead, then he'd be the legal father and..."

Clark shook his head. "It'd never work. Navance would be all over it."
What is the point, anyway? Nobody is going to believe that this marriage is real, let alone Navance. [Linked Image] By the way, is his nephew around? He'll have a blast reporting Clark's behavior to Navance. Clark is making his task very easy. razz

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Apparently, she'd done a good job convincing him I was the father.
Lois did what they had agreed to do. She did a good job, but he ruined it all. [Linked Image]

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Once there, I could only stare. Okay. I knew this was the farthest thing from a conventional marriage there had ever been, but this wasn't exactly the most private place in the world. It was the library, for crying out loud. And there, in plain sight for anyone who walked by – including me – to see was my husband kissing his ex-girlfriend.
If Lois saw them, surely more people did, too. A library is a very public place. What is he thinking? mad Oh, wait. He doesn't think when the blond bimbo is around.

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"And I love you, Lana, but I can't. I'm married and no matter what else, I have a wife. I have a baby on the way and I..." My voice broke. I wanted to tell her the truth – that the baby wasn't mine – but I couldn't risk it.
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"It's not my baby." I guess I could blurt it out.

"What?" The look Lana gave me just then rivaled the worst one Lois had ever given, and she gave some doozies. "You just said you're having a baby. Lois, your *wife*, is pregnant, and it's not your baby?"

Okay, she had a hard time believing it. I guess I could understand that.

"I can't tell you anymore that that and if you tell anyone, I'll deny it. I have to. But I swear to you, I never cheated on you. I've never made love to another woman."
Argh!!!!!! [Linked Image] Lana must use a Kryptonite perfume. He can't keep a line of thought around her! He knows that he can't risk telling her that the baby isn't his, and in the next breath he blurts it out. What is the matter with him?

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And I can't cheat on her either.
So, spending hours kissing your (ex?) girlfriend isn't cheating on your wife. [Linked Image] Great, Clark. What a deception. grumble

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He'd said he'd be back in a bit when he left this morning, but didn't define what bit was. It was nearly three hours later when I'd seen them in the library. And it was four hours after that now. Apparently, a bit meant more than seven hours to him.
Clark's behavior is deplorable. He made promises to Lois but when Lana is around he breaks all of them. He can't keep his word and he'll will put Lois and the baby in danger. He has already risked their lives when he told Lana that the marriage isn't real. Lana keeping it a secret? Ha! Who would believe that the marriage is real when he leaves his pregnant wife alone for more than seven hours to be making out with another woman in a public place in plain sight? [Linked Image]

What I hate most about Clark is his split personality (and I'm not speaking about Superman). When Lana isn't around (the weekend in the cabin, in Latislan, before she came back from Europe) Clark cares about Lois. He's friendly, he talks to her, they help each other and have fun together. But when Miss blond appears on the scene, Clark becomes another person. He can't think straight, he forgets all that is important and shuts Lois out completely. [Linked Image]

I think just Clark finding out that he IS the baby's father would take his mind away from toxic blond. [Linked Image]

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"My wife's love is what unites Krypton and Earth in my heart. Without it, without her, I truly would be in hell."

~ Superman: Man of Tomorrow #15