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I didn't know how many times I'd committed to do better; to be her friend, to help support her and the baby, to be a better husband even if we weren't a 'real' couple behind closed doors. I was still failing miserably.
This isn't particularly eloquent but the first thought out my mouth was, you're being a LOSER, bro!


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moved to the chair before I opened the wrapper and then the box. I stared at it. "Is this a first edition?" I reverently picked up the copy of 'To Kill A Mockingbird'.
...I'm shocked. Do I sense some kind of peace treaty coming?


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"I said that feels so good, Lana."
Oh my God, and Jesus. I'd kick him out of my bed, too. Man, I was going to be all nice and BS, too. How cute, Lois got him a present, how cute, Clark is bonding with the baby, but nooooo.

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JD


"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy