Originally posted by TOC:
I'm reminded of a scene from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life. A Protestant husband looks disapproving at his Catholic neighbours' innumerable offspring, and he remarks sourly to his wife: "They have a child every time they do it!" The woman looks at her own two kids and replies, "Yes, dear, so do we."
And then the movie segues into that hilarious musical number, "Every Sperm Is Sacred". A great bit. I can still hear the tune running through my head....