This was great! It was an interesting angle - one that I've never seen before - with Lois thinking that Bitchy!Superman must be a clone. And then it just got better and better and had me giggling at lines like:

“What right do you have to wander around looking like that. How do you expect women to react to you?”

And the whole "billowy" exchange. 

This was an original and fun revelation. Good job! clap

Lois: You know, I have a funny feeling that you didn't tell me your biggest secret.

Clark: Well, just to put your little mind at ease, Lois, you're right.
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