Hey Bob!
“Hi, Mom. I didn’t expect a visit today.” I’m happy to see her and have some company until Clark gets home. It only takes an instant to realize she is not in a good mood.
In a gruff, almost angry tone she replies, “Lois, can we go inside? We need to talk.”
Yeah, well, she's just learned her daughter didn't bother to tell her
“Are you divorcing him?” The angry tone is back and now has a note of challenge.
Wait. What?! She hasn't realized it?
“I asked if you’re divorcing that bigamist husband of yours.”
Yeah... well...
She won’t even let me finish. “Lois, don’t tell me that wasn’t your husband I saw kissing that purple… slut. Not only was he kissing her… and doing so in a very provocative way… they both said she’s married to him.”
:p
“God Lois, it was hard enough to deal with the fact that you husband is an alien from outer space. But now he has an extra wife.”
But... it's their custom. And Lois is quite happy she doesn't have to keep her husband 'entertained' all the time.
His greeting is a cheery, “Hi Ellen.”
“Don’t ‘Hi Ellen’ me. How could you do that to my daughter?”
He looks confused. “What did I do?”
“I saw you kiss that Ultra Woman slut!”
“Did you see them together? He’s in love with that purple – person. It was unmistakable!”
Why did she tone it down to 'person'?
She still won’t look at me. “My daughter is human.”
Okay, this is unexpected. Is Ellen really such a xenophobe and card-carrying member of the Bureau?
No reply. She doesn’t even bother to look up. I need to end this, at least for tonight. “Ellen, please leave.”
Oy, Lois switched to first names.
“You mean you caught… super… from Clark?”
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