Mucho kudos, Shayne! That was great!
You know, there were at least two cartoons where Wile E. Coyote did speak. One was a toon where he was chasing Bugs Bunny and gave out business cards where he billed himself as "Wile E. Coyote, Genius" (there might have been two of those), and one (or more) where he wasn't identified by name but spent the day trying to work past a big sheepdog to get to the sheep. The coyote and the dog spoke to each other at the beginning and the end of the day when they punched their time cards, but not when they were competing for the sheep.
I loved the setup! I've worked retail, and there were times I would have loved to be able to call on someone like Anya to handle an obnoxious or extremely difficult customer. Makes for a terrific fantasy, anyway.
This is an excellent three-way crossover. Hey, does Lois shop here too? Maybe she could pick up some more of those lock picks, or a charm to keep the bad guys from seeing her when she's snooping. I'm sure there wouldn't be any nasty side effects with those.
