Lynn, I haven't been around much lately, but when I checked out the feedback thread for this story and realized what it was probably about, I couldn't resist it. And it was delightful, indeed! Lois got a haircut because Tank offered her money, and she needed the money so that she could buy a bullet-proof vest for Clark... for Superman! Your rewriting of O Henry's wonderful short story is almost as delightful as the original!
(And Tank... I'm relieved that you don't usually offer women money to cut their hair, although you make an exception for Lois!)
Ann