/slaps head/ Duh!
Right. And having Lois laying in a bathtub on hours on end won't kill poor alt-Clark.
/shrugs innocently/
I don't think concubines are legal in the US.
Hmm... that depends. They don't fall into the monogamy category. And is there a law against extra-marital activities? Beyond that, 'concubine' is just a label a man puts on the extra women living under his roof.
See above notes to Ioltanthe and Lynn.
And telling Lana would have been healthier?
First off:
Michael
