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“Can you come over?”
hyper Bob (Bobbart) has a great story about a pregnant Lois. Actually, story and sequel, I think... Long ones.

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“I cannot stand guard every night or she might try to kill us both.”
How about handcuffs on the headboard? Who knows, she might go for kinky...

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The longer her stand-in Lois was in jail, the more likely it was that this Lois would stay here for her entire pregnancy.
Who knows. She might be able to plead the belly.

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He hadn’t Mirandized that bank robber. He had done property damage when removing hostages from a bank vault. He had dangled a gangster off a building for information.
Citizen's arrest.
Really?
Well, that was a tad excessive. Only dangling when Clark is dead.

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‘Clark Kent went out with another nobody. They danced. They ate. They talked.’
wave Michael


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