I'm a little confused. Jaxon has a mind?
Huh. Better not tell Daddy or he will have him neutered.
Sorry, Clark was in vendetta mood before he left on holiday. It was all him.
Aaah. This might leave readers wondering indefinitely since it's hard to tell how much powers Lois already has. And it's easier to consider this her style of devious. Clark's got more of a brutish charm
Right. And we don't know anyone who could make either of those appear?
Ooooh! The fat boss guy from the NIA?
The power to beguile men named Jimmy into doing her work for her?
It does come with the package?
The Lucy persona doesn't meet Playboy's criteria.
Superman's love slave? Nah, I don't think they'd blink twice before paying her a million, no matter what she looks like.
And Clark would never pose for James, nor would the publisher -- his boss -- be stupid enough to ask.
You think that'd count as sexual harassment? And would Jimmy know about it? Hmm... on second thought, it's probably point #2 of his 'keep employees happy and employer rich' manual he got from Legal.
Yes (kind-of)... and an old calender with the dates on the wrong day of the week.
Yes, but he's Superman with an eidetic memory. He should know which date it is. Or wear a watch with a date field
I love this explanation! It works for me.

Michael