MozartMaid & Joan: 
Michael: Must be raining; it looks like you're catching up on your reading.
No, that was temping Ralph.
No...
Really? I'd have figured 'pop off the neck, like a badly fixed cap on a coke bottle after you put Mentos it it.
You really seem to like this imagry. Have you ever seen the 'Mythbusters' episode where they discuss this?
Yeah. Minor. Like 'Nightfall' minor.
Clark doesn't know that Mrs. Luthor is alt-Lois, so to him this avenue makes little to no sense to him, hence a minor lead.
Also, Alt-Lois will have a nice surprise a few weeks after they meet, then.
Obviously, Clark hasn't heard of that old saying, "watch out about saying the word 'never' or one is fated to break said promise"
Best, in a padded room in a cellar behind a warehouse on Bessolo Blvd. Complete with regular 'treatment'. Corrina has a great guidebook there.
Hmmm. I'm thinking that Michael isn't too happy with Alt-Clark at the moment.
You're doing a great Supermex there
Clark wants it known that hurting Lois will be the line one shouldn't cross if people want Superman to stay super.
So, instead of love she's singing about Clark's twinkled-out homestar? Yeah, much better choice...
Ooops. Forgot about that.
