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Being that he's Kryptonian, Clark isn't "old" at 30 therefore can still learn new tricks.
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So, Clark is the shoot the messenger type guy?
No, but the "Shoot the evil bastard son of the evil arch enemy"-type?

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Yep. So, she has depth, huh.
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Nah, he might get blood on it and that would be a creepy logo for the DP, a bloody globe.
/imagines Nigel cursing: Bloody Planet!

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Or together they make an extra strong magnet. Oh, wait, that's Clark's nightmare.
In more ways than one...

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Lex has too many children already.
Yes, but it will also hinder future activities such as which the church frowns upon since it's not intended to create off-spring.

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When it's about Lois's health, even 30 seconds is too long for Clark.
That's gonna come back to haunt him...
/imagines Our-Clark lecturing Alt-Clark: And that's while I concur in principle, past experience has taught me that a breathing Lois is much tougher than she looks and taking the time to properly store the criminal pays off in the future by keeping Lois both breathing, with memory, and un-cloned./

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