Joan: Who needs lion, tigers, and bears when you have Alt-Lois in Kansas?
And “No, honey. Only galactically stupid.”

It's in the genes.
This is going to be good. And is he going to lecture him on proper behavior with married women? Well… married Loises. Which brings up an interesting point about Alt-Clark and his married-Lois-fetish.
Canon Clark doesn't know about alt-Clarks other married Lois night. Anyway, if he had (could have) married alt-Lois first, then that solves the problem of the married Lois fetish, right?
Oy. She’s still horny about him. Or did she figure out that they’re alone in the Kansan wilderness and this Amazing did not promise to not touch her and will be gone again soon enough. So, she could take him for a test drive to find out if the interdimensional import is as good as the domestic stuff?
Pretty much. Or she still couldn't wrap her mind around the whole two dimensions thing.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
