So,
Michael you like alt-Clark bashing, do you? Then I think you'll... never mind. You'll see.
How do you get from the “It’s yours” to “What do you mean” without Our-Clark demanding an explanation?
Canon Clark took it as a pun on their shared name Kal-El, not really HIS. Since "Lucy El's husband" is also named "Kal El". Ever hear the expression, 'we only see what we are conditioned to see'? If he had been looking for his wife...
So Our-Clark didn’t land in the tomato glasshouse on the other side of Kansas but just in the potato field on the farm?
I believe they grow corn in Smallville and it's January. Nothing is planted at the moment.
And then she got an entirely new set of ideas. The least of which were “Mine! All mine!”
Maybe we should keep that quote between us.
“Funny story, haha. Lois was dressed up as Ultra Woman and then she got drugged and haha, I slept with her. Haha. As in made lot’s and lot’s of love with her. Haha”
Alt-Clark's sense of humor is a little darker than canon Clark's.
Is this like “fine, I haven’t told her the truth about my other job yet, but other than that I’ve been completely honest. Except for the I-love-you-bit.”
Possibly.
She could always get undressed? Should calm him down?
Lying around naked could get a little cold and boring. Who knew when or if Superman was going to return?
Aaammm… Glasshouse. Green stones.
List of things to think of BEFORE kissing that man who looks like your Mr. Amazing.
Foreshadowing?
Glad you're enjoying this revelation.
She's from Metropolis. What does she know?
Good thing the time machine’s on this side of the great divide?
(is that a question?)
So, there’s whiteout conditions. So, how fast would the snowplow go? 10mph? 15? And Lois is sitting in a car, halfway off the road. The crash pushes it sideways and turns it. Would the jolt really be massive enough to cause her severe neck injuries?
She banged her head against her door and then fell against the passenger side door (because she had undone her seatbelt) when the car fell into the ditch and banged her head again, breaking her neck.
Okay, he really needs to take flying lessons. And don’t think I didn’t notice how you described the lightning’s path. /wags finger/ Funny thing is, at that time I had no active memory that this is 11/12 and what the next chapter's title would be. Always figured it referred to Our-Lois.
My guess, he hasn't been flying around as much as canon Clark since Lana basically forebade it. Remember the hurricane batted him around as well.
And Clark’s just the doofus who gets the lucky chip offs.
Maybe BEFORE the tiff with canon Superman.
Uh-huh. She’s slippery. And now air-powered.
In a recovery coma.
Isn’t that how this mess got started in the first place?
Basically.
This rumor keeps floating around. No idea how it got started.
Lucy. She still likes him. Sam doesn't seem convinced though.
