Michael: 
Goody, more FDK gifts!
Now, why would he need to deny that so explicitly?
He
didn't deny it. He said "I never said that..."
Especially, when he asked to try hers?
If I were Lana and Clark asked to use my tights, implying we were the same size, I'd dump him too.
/twack/ /throws away broken 2x4/
Time to buy... er... make a new one? With sparkly green... oh, darn... she can't use the green stones anymore, can she? Or
CAN she?
Isn’t that how relationships work? Didn’t Lex help her with that, too?
Yes, and look how well
that relationship went.
Umm…/points towards Lois’s husband/
Tights-wearing freaks don't fall into the same category as murdering pyschopaths.
No, instead he is a philanderer.
He NEVER cheated on Lana.
Ooooh, this is going to be funny. How are they going to explain when he has an accident during takeoff? /imagines the soiled seat ending up in the aeronautics museum of Metropolis/
We'll be sure to take him for a walk before boarding the plane.
Yes, you have a selfaware, superpowered bomb onboard who doesn’t know she’s superpowered.
She will have to do something about that?
<<whistling innocently>>
Oh boy. Which reminds me, do they *have* first class in continental flights?
First Class in cont. US is now called (I believe) "Business Class".
/wonders if the manager will forget to charge the credit card/
Of course! They always do.
Oooooooh, can we dip Lex in gold? Please? It worked great with *censored*.
Mindy?
Also, they keep me from undressing brunette women I live with all the time.
WANT to live with. They have their own apartment.
But it might be a great way for single mothers to make contact with Superman?
Shhhh! "Other than the single childless bridge jumpers, I tend to meet lots of divorced women through their children."
Also, it would tick off my girlfriend. And we wouldn’t want that to happen, would we?
Because it's Sunday and we don't do that on Sundays? Only Monday-Saturday?
he really has no idea, has he?
Ooops?
<- New Alt-Lois
Say, will she meet Call-Me-Daniel?
Do you REALLY want me to tell you?
