Michael: Someone was being subtle?
She wanted to get rid of them?
Nah! Lois always liked to be under armed guard... Oh, wait, that's Superman.
Well… it *could* have been the ton of chocolate he left with her and the fact that she was alone with it for several hours?
True.
Looks like somebody is about to cry for his spaceship.
His worst nightmare. Loises united.
CK note to self: Perry. Very smart man. Must listen to him more often.
I didn’t even remember that one!
I had forgotten it too. Added it at the last minute after watching IoM.
Actually, according to canon law, it is. And it was the practiced form of marriage all the way through the middle ages. Just ask Lady Loisette.
Not in Lois Lane's universe.
She has her own set of laws.
Yes. Plan. Take one anvil. Hoist anvil to 300ft. Paint big X beneath anvil. Wait till Lex Luther stands on said X. Release anvil.
Again, killing ex-husband to marry his wife = jail time.
Is that like hydrogen and oxygen? Mixing them is a bad thing. But afterwards you’ve got lots and lots of water?
Yep.
No. She might not be agreeable to my solution.
That would make the other Clark very unhappy. Oh, wait, you’re not talking about the Two-Lois-One-Clark constellation, are you?
No, I did not mean killing him with joy.
Also it will hurt far less if you concede quietly. Otherwise, superpowered Lois will have to start bashing heads and applying compression force to sensitive body regions of male superheros.
I wonder, is he invulnerable to UW?
Nope, that stupid lack of planning gene again.
