Michael: 
You made it! Congratulations! 1/2 through.
Big neon sign inviting male company attached to head?
No, it meant Clark LOVES you.
He was not the one who turned Lois into a man-crazyed…umm…?
Nope, she was man-crazy before Scardino.
Well, between Cat and Lois, the eligible portion of the male populous in the greater Metropolitan area got very thorough…attention.
Let's see a city of 10 Million, cut out roughly 1/2 for women, another 1/2 of that for married, children and gay men, cut another 3/4 of undesireable, leaving 1.875 million VERY happy men? My, they HAVE been busy. Another reason why James will never have to sell his paper?
Actually, to love somebody, you must trick him into boinking your incognito self.
Really? Do you think it would take trickery?
Which would be why she won’t?
Unless the green stones work.
If Clark doesn't know about her being UW, how would Lex?
Wow, she’ll really do go over to the dark side, won’t she?
Don't piss her off!
She *is* a naughty one, that one, isn’t she?
Poor Clark.
