Michael: Sure I can respond to one more, today.
Can’t we just…you know…zap her or something? Kids shouldn’t have to grow up without their Mommy.
I'm sorry, I'm not good at one hour TV show fixes.
Oh dear. And when is she going to make the connection that this is now the universes punishment for her indiscretion?
Are you sure she doesn't know that already?
She really does get her cape all twisted in a knot, doesn’t she?
Hey canon Lois was lucky alt-Lois shared her Christmas chocolate.
You know, this actually sounded like veggie Lois only got up to change her own diapers once in a while. So she doesn’t have to get up too often.
No, veggie Lois is not wearing diapers!
So, cured from wanting babies, are we?
Yeah, that would be awkward, her dumping him for it. Although, she did dump Dan for that same reason. He’d better not start getting her gifts. Except flowers and chocolate.
Lois dumped Dan for smothering her? I thought it was because she chose Clark? Oh, you meant alt-Lois? Well, uh... possibly... maybe there were other factors involved.
Oh boy. Where did that come from?
I hear it's really hard to forget your first time.
So, fourteen, fifteen years, huh? Which would be right around the time she goes boy crazy. Hmm… /things Ultra Woman wants to pick and choose/
Well, THEY are her parents. It's only fair THEY get her when she's a semi-powered hormonal teenage girl.
Wow.
Why does it always surprise you when Clark 'gets it' every once in a blue moon?
Wow. Don’t let Lois know that she looked older in her aura, though.
No, probably best to keep that to ourselves.
Yep.
Clark did love it. And under any other circumstances, he might even think it adorable, but what he was wondering was why a baby’s rattle would make his ex-girlfriend think of him?
Huh.
Didn't Clark know that all it takes for a Kryptonian boy to get a human girl pregnant was a little floating while kissing? Duh!
Oh, and the gestation period is only 6 months.
