Michael: 
“Lara or sex with a second Clark? Lara or sex with a second Clark? Lara or sex with a second Clark? Hmm… Can’t I have both?”
Yes, but you can't tell Clark.
Well, she’d get struck by lightning first, you doofus!
Because that's so easy to plan.
That reminds me. Lois already wore the ring and her finger is properly prepared. But will they notice that Substitute has a larger white mark than she should?
She's kind of out of it with amnesia.
“Oh.” He seemed disappointed. “No more colds?”
“Fit as a fiddle,” Clark replied. 
The last time Sam and Ellen saw/met with Superman (that they can remember) was when they helped him recover from the Super virus.
Well, it is *your* policy to never trust a scientist, isn’t it? So why would you in this matter?
Nah, he's not THAT stubborn, is he?
Oh dear. That’s because she won’t remember this for another year, right? But did he cut it short enough?
Let's hope.
He’d better not tell that to Lois though.
Honey! Perry said the funniest thing at work this morning...
Photos from their night at Chateau Robert?
Possibly. Had they finished that roll? Oh, dear.
So, you’ll keep playing with Penny?
Out of all of Jimmy's ex-girlfriends I liked her the most. So, yes.
Ooooooh look! The A-Ha moment!
Oh, look, Michael's not surprised!
Uh... yes.
Did he just order Clark *and* Lois to get back to the Planet?
