Michael: 
Bad Clark. Bad...Oh Clark. Clark. Clark... Really, Clark?
Um... Lois did admit to cheating on him.
Okay. We *could* work with that
So, Zelos, how you doing?
Does he *really* think that’s a good way to explain is problems to his parents?
Some things shouldn't be discussed with one parents (especially over the telephone).
That’s one across her left cheek.
No one said Clark can't fight dirty, only that he can't touch Lois while doing so.
“Yeah, but maybe not so blunt?”
So, he wants the gorey details?
Oh Clark. Not deep enough in there already?
LOIS! CHEATED! ON! HIM!
Lex Jr. had this little private dacha in the Metropolis woods.
<<shakes head sadly>>
Make up for lost chances by boinking the other Lex?
Yes, that was what Lois was thinking. Thankfully, not Clark.
Lois heard a key in the lock and she sunk lower under the bubbles.
Ooooooooh!
And fade to black! TBC...
