Joan: Communcation -- or the lack there of. What kills most marriages in the first year.
Michael: And four...
Well, Alt-Clark really *does* sound like he’s got a thing for married Loises.
Well, if he married Lois first, it would be okay then.
It actually took me til FDK, and then a re-read to figure out that ‘them’ is the Maysons, not Lucy and Mayson, which made me very

Sorry.
and depressed because of an MIA hubby the other 75%.
<<whistling innocently.>>
Possbily. Or sometimes a haircut, is just a haircut.
So, the Wild West and the middle ages? Relieving the Lone Ranger and the Fox?
Yep. Another Clarkie bear for you.
That’s like not lying by just not mentioning his spandex fetish, right? Which worked really Wells.

So, you think he's blurring that line between good and evil (or is it just bad) here?
actually, that he and Superman and Lois ‘shared a bed’ one night.
That's another session.
Oh look. Clark’s made a doodoo and is now stuck between a piece of green Kryptonite and a red one.

Oh, right, he's not feeling all that forgiving at the moment.