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And four times more her boss had warned Penny against dating Bruce, if he did call.
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Lois explained them as a gift from Superman to Lara, when he learned their daughter was starting solid foods. Uh-huh. Right.
They’re getting careless. And why can Superman drop off bananas but not gold coins from the bottom of the ocean?

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“How in the world did you get all the way in here so fast, little one?” She laughed, scooping up the little girl. “You certainly have your Daddy’s speed.”
Did you ever see The Incredibles?

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“Shut up, Matthew. I need that blood sample back. ASAP. Put it in an envelope and send it overnight,” she demanded.
Oh dear. Someone’s dead.

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“As a matter of fact, I was running that blood sample you sent me.”
So dead.

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“No, it’s not. Send it to me or I’ll tell Mom what really happened to her car on prom night.”
goofy It got a little blood stain on the back seat and he torched it to prevent his parents from learning about it?

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“Hello, Penny. I’ve been meaning to call you,” a new voice said.

“Who is this?” she asked as a chill passed down her spine.

“Bruce Wayne, dear.”
Oh dear.

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“Of course, Penny. Now, Matthew, here, was telling me you sent the blood sample that crashed my biomedical computer. Where did you get it?”
Oh dear. Oh dear.

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Maybe Lois hadn’t lied to her? Maybe she didn’t know that Superman had had a child with another woman.
Ooooooh! There’s a thought.

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What if Lois had kicked him out, when she learned the truth about Lara?
Hey, look! She got it 97% right.

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“Jimmy, have you ever seen Superman mad?” Penny asked, noticing she was chewing on her nails.
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If she keeps this up, she’ll be flying next.”
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he had no idea where she should go. China? It was a huge country and she knew the language. She could dye her hair, so she didn’t stick out. Yes, that could work.
A little paranoid, are we? Then again…

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Lara placed her hand to Penny’s face. She was always doing that.
Well, yeah. It’s not Lara’s fault that Penny’s deaf.

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Penny gulped. A ride with Superman? No thanks. Too many opportunities to be dropped from 20,000 feet.
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