Michael: Thank you. You've been a terrific asset in my editing of my story for the Archives.
A cute piece of red Krytponite, courtesy of one Alexandra Luthor.
Well, he’s got to have *some* good traits, to attract Loises. Oh wait, he’s easy and unlikely to shove a willing Lois away unsatisfied, like some other Clarks we know
Yes, I've never heard of either of Loises complain about that. But he did shove alt-Lois away for awhile, but it was only a couple of weeks before he gave in.
Maybe he should just ask if it’s the time of the month were she likes extra chocolate?
Michael, please read
Not Even Chocolate by Mouserocks to see why that wouldn't be a good idea.
Would that even be legal?
No, I don't think so. Urine, yes. Blood, no. But that was his point.
And hasn’t she told him before? Oh well, he’s never listening or there or well…you know…
Specifically, no. This was the most direct manner that she's told him so far.
She really *is* jumping all over the place there.
I'm thinking it's because he got a little too close to the truth.
Oh, look who’s got his cape all in a twist after a little bit of red juice.
