Michael: 
Sigh. The things poor Lois has to endure being married to Clark.
So, she got an Energizer husband for her birthday?
No, that was the pre-birthday gift... the making up for last year gift.
Hmm…how do you tell if Clark is really sobered up?
Good question.
He waited till she was sober again without him already knowing so before he propositioned her.
Huh?
PS: Yes, there's purple K on Anne's Place.
One's "In A Deep Purple Haze", the other one's "Purple Passion".
Strange that they didn't mention that in the Superman encyclopedia... but then again, I don't own, so I only browsed.

Isn't there a Pink K that turns Superman in He-Man's Adam?
