Michael: Three parts (including this one) left...
Sorry if this was not the intended reaction, but may I hit him a bit with this nice, green baseball bat here?
Go right ahead.
Wasn’t it Alt-Clark in this story who went “Mope. Mope. Mope. Mopedy. Mope.”?
Yep, yep, yepity, yep, yep.
Ooooh…there’s a thought. But I’m sure he’s much better trained by now. Even if Ultra Woman had to send him to the Bunny Ranch to get trained and certified.
No, I'm sorry, when I get around to writing the sequel it will not be on the other boards and will not including love lessons from UW. (BTW: UW doesn't share.)
That’s…a twisted way to say that it was fated and can’t be changed.
Also, can you imagine Alt-Clark had Lois died? Ultra Woman would have gotten no fun out of him for ages. It would have been the Cat-Grant-situation all over again.
Very likely.
And there’s only one way to train that out of him. LnC have to engage in early-morning activities until he catches them when storming into their room without knocking first.
And this would STOP him? How?

/suddenly got an idea/
Didn't you already write that idea?
They do associate virility with lack of hair.
There is no man with hair who would trade baldness for virility.