
But still
“She’s a journalist. To make matters worse, she specializes in gossip! She makes a living out of exposing things people would rather keep quiet.”
"Gee, Dad, I didn't know you had strong feelings about my chosen line of work."
“But Cat is my friend. I don’t think she’d expose me.”

Sorry, I can't think of anything funnier than what DC wrote.
“Yes, and it was all because I kissed her,” he replied.
Wow! That must have been some kiss! You want to tell us more about that, Clark?
“We could have helped you through that problem,” Martha said as she gave Clark a hug.
Helped HIM through that problem? Being paranoid about ever kissing another girl? Luckily for Lois, he got over it. I'd think the blank minded girlfriend would need more help there, Martha.
Okay, this was too funny, I had to go onto a second page of FDK comments...