She was wearing an all-too-pleased smile on her face.
Uh-oh!
"Notice anything different?" She was beaming now with pride.
Never a good question to hear from a small child.
Oops!
Ever since he and Lois had kids, he'd had to be extra careful that he didn't run out with some sort of food, vomit, or other extraneous items caked on him.
Facing the sink, he super speedily washed away the garish makeup- more like face paint- before shouting to Lois that he'd be back and taking off across town.
He rolled his eyes at his wife, keeled over on the floor- crying, she laughed so hard.
Poor Clark! <snicker>
"I mean, the signs have been there all along."
Oh no! <snicker>
"I mean, if I didn't know what you were capable of in the bedroom, I'd be having my doubts about Superman right about now."
Oooh! You are such an evil author to do that to poor Clark! And I *love* it!!! I really enjoyed this laugh-out-loud tale! Thanks for sharing!
