Perhaps, someday, I'll tell you all about "Sausage Man" - the superhero my son created. He defends himself by hitting people with (and I'm quoting here) "his giant sausage." (I literally had tears in my eyes from that one.) Please take in mind, we were eating sausages for dinner when this topic of conversation came up... and that he's only 4.
<works self up almost to the point of an asthma attack>
Battle On, Deadly Chakram
"Being with you is stronger than me alone." ~ Clark Kent
"One little spark of inspiration is at the heart of all creation." ~ Figment the Dragon