I knew it! I knew it! You're not Michael. You're Tempus in disguise. It was the sarcasm and love of irony that gave you away! And that app on your smartphone.
But...But...But I'm such a darn nice guy!
He can do that! [Wink] Oh, that's right, he wants her to love him without the suit... I mean, as Clark. Clothed. Well, actually... [Embarrassed] Never mind.

Michael