Commenting as I read this. (I love April fools' stories!)
I figured the date wouldn't last five minutes. But instead, when I got home from your place last night, there was a message from Lucy on my answering machine. She had called from Las Vegas. They liked each other so much that they hopped a plane there to get married.
If that isn't Lucy's return prank, I don't know what is. (Unless, of course, she accidentally mistook Bruce Wayne for her blind date and married him?)
"Whoa! We didn't do the dirty. Not that I hadn't thought about it -- your sister is a hotty. But ten minutes together was enough for me to realize that she wasn't mature enough to handle a man of my sophistication. So I dumped her."
Hehe, I knew it. Return prank. And
Epic re-return! (Just who will be looking the fool at the end?)
The score this year was Lois: 2 and Lucy:1.
Yes, that's pretty much what I figured.
There was only one problem.
She only had a year to come up with an even better prank.
There is another problem, you know? You only have one year to come up with an even better April 1st fic.
