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"And remember when you met her at the Corn Festival and won her that little teddy bear?"

"MOM!"

"Wait, Clark took *me* to the Corn Festival and won *me* a teddy bear."
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"Practice up your shielding spells...and remember to duck if you see green light coming your way."

Harry Potter to Wizengamot in OotP trial

A Bad Week in the Wizengamot