Hi Michael wave Wow, 3 parters. blush Gee, thanks. /pst/I found that if you put the new smilies in as IMG, you can put more smilies per post!/

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Dreamy guy in spandex?
This guy? [Linked Image] or this one? [Linked Image]

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Oooooh! Oooooh! Can Superman buy steamy sex for $50?
Of course, but Lois will never talk to him again. /pst/ I doubt it would happen on *this* boards either/

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So, is there a serial bad guy who makes girls named April go ‘lost’?
Sorry, attention to detail disorder. That's the book she's reading in canon.

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Maybe Star could relay a message? And come to think of it, is there now Mayson with unencumbered access to Clark? And is that a fully grown Clark or is Mayson taking care of Baby Clark?
I'm sorry if this is a spoiler, but Clark and Mayson do *not* meet in the beyond.

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Uuuuu…344 Clinton Street is said to be in a very bad neighborhood. Lois should carry mace.
Really, Lois isn't happy to see you, it's her mace in her pocket!

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Nononononononononononononono nononononononononononononononononononono nononononononononononononononono nonononononononononononono!
Oh, dear, did someone forget to take his anti-nausea medicine?

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Wait. What now? That’s not what this means!
That's she's completely freaked out about dreaming about apartments that she's never been to before?

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/waits for Dan to walk in front of a bus. Or a heavily overweight prostitute. Whichever does him in faster.
Sorry, no bus, and he never mentioned any prostitute.

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How can she flash to something that wasn’t in her past with Clark?
[Linked Image]

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Is he going to run off with the bomb? Lock himself in a broom closet?
Possibly, but sadly, not on the same day.

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Oh great. If he isn’t impaled by a piece of desk, he’s so gonna score…
Dan = [Linked Image] ; Lois = He's not [Linked Image]

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Hey! I’ve got an idea. Superman always thought he put Lois in danger and left her for it. Can Dan do the same trick?
But that would imply that Dan was a lunkhead?

End of Part 1 FDK - Time for breakfast break - more responses later. wave

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.