A reader! [Linked Image] Hi, Michael!

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So, this is like the old bait-and-switch where the daughter tells her parents she’s pregnant only to retract and tell then she just didn’t get into college.
[Linked Image] Kind of.

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Poor little Jimmy. He probably was too ecstatic to even be near Lois to make a claim.
Or still a little embarrassed about how he had treated her while on pheromones. [It wasn't Ralph bad, but possibly harem costume bad... let reader(s) imaginations go wild.]

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/waits patiently while binding fingers in chew-protectors/
I know you're sad (yes, I know, that's twice now), but really, what was the point of dosing Lois without Clark? I thought about having her dosed and sleeping with Eduardo and them both regretting it and making everything ackward at work, especially him being married and all, but changed my mind. I thought about her getting dosed but not having any reaction to anyone at all, but that really didn't seem real. I NEVER thought of hooking her up with Luthor though. So, I figured, Clark was gone, someone would have to cover the dock strike, why not Lois? In my next story, Lois will help , does that make you feel better? <<mumbles>> Sorry, Spoiler Police caught me!

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Yeah, wouldn’t want to wake up to Jimmy sucking her toes.
Um... Yep?... Ackward!

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They do share an awful lot of nights together.
Okay, I guess it's safe to post my Tank WHAM warning, now... Well, most of it...

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Tank – because of no Clark Kent, Jimmy Olsen will have a bigger part in Lois’s life and he will help . (Sorry). The only ‘kid’ though is alt-canon-Clark as a baby.
Does that clarify things? (I figure if I'm going to write a WHAM warning, I should at least have fun with it. [Linked Image] )

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He’s more concerned with her body and less with guarding it.
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It’s the most action her apartment has seen since Ralph visited her?
Ewwww.

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/waits for Lois to actually write an angry letter to City Council for driving Clark away.
In her dreams?

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But she likes Mel Gibson!
No wonder Dan dresses like that! He's trying to act like MG from Lethal Weapon! [Linked Image]

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Can I say *wrong* guy for Lois?
Yes.

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Well, he’s being a body guard. It *is* his job.
Nope. He's DEA, not Secret Service. (Not even going to mention how unsecretive Secret Service has been in RL lately.)

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“Oh great. Rich people food.”
No MJ's Cafe.

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Did he try to cop a feel?
No, just an idiot (and was that a pun?)

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So, that’s how you got this one in. I *was* wondering. And she’s not whisper-speaking ‘bomb’ to prevent a panic?
No, speaking the word "bomb" would probably not compute with Dan.

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“What? Do I have to know everything?”
laugh Well, she is Lois Lane!

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rotflol LOVE IT! rotflol

Oooppsie. I reached my smilie limit. On to Part 2...

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.