Artemis - that's very sweet of you to say, but I don't think I can do an nfic on this one. That long story I'm trying to finish? It's an nfic and every spare dirty thought I have has to go towards that. 
Lois: You know, I have a funny feeling that you didn't tell me your biggest secret.
Clark: Well, just to put your little mind at ease, Lois, you're right.
Ides of Metropolis
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