Just don't let Lois near your monitor while FDK is open.
Why? Do you think she'd retaliate by writing an Nfic between her and Dan? and posting it under my siggy?
/starts counting.../ this is a trilogy. *Three* stories.
That's what I'm told.

/psst. This is probably the "short" one.

/
Yeah, the 2x4 might cause trouble otherwise...
He started with the red hot poker and then spanked with the 2x4. They really are a matched set.
Okay back to
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Book Two. (currently working on Part 14)