'Deadline' was the biggest turkey ever made.
Right. Title.
But surely Clark could? And if Superman was Clark's secret then… "Maybe I could be your secret girlfriend?"
He gave her a slow once-over that made her knees wobble.
Bad Clark. Using x-ray vision like that.
Clark had just crossed a major line and he had no clue that she was on to him. You're mine, Clark Kent, she thought. You just don't know it yet.
‘My bed, now. Or I’ll write an exclusive’?
But he had stayed outside on the sidewalk, hadn't he?
He had felt an urgent, human need?
It was time to come clean. "What if I already know the whole truth?"
So, time to make love, then?
"You really ought to try and tell me nothing but the truth from now on," she teased.
Uuuummm…
"I know we're turning over a new leaf regarding honesty, but if tonight doesn't turn out to be perfect, it's okay if you lie and say it was."
You know, I’ve read the FDK (Virginia’s always so much so (sic) fun

Michael