Michael:

Although, I think they frown on that over in England.
Hmmm…wouldn’t it then be more appropriate for the clerk to hand Lois 365 forms and ask her for $5,475?
And ask her to wait 15 days, 5 hours before she can get any results? What do you think this is? Metropolis?
Not much of a farm girl, huh?
Nope. And DO farm girls like flies?
Unless he was dead when he was found and simply buried in an unmarked spot deep in the woods.
Yes, she’d probably act like Cat Grant. And have success.
True, but it would mean her dream was just a dream, not a memory.
A bit.
Can’t do right by her, can you?
Clark cannot answer that question and wishes to plead the Fifth out of fear of the High Maintenance woman whom he loves.
Like *where*? Another planet?
Give the government drone a break. He didn't know that an alien had ever crash landed in his county. The paperwork was never filled out.
Well, Clark’s already gotten farther with Lois than Scardino ever did…
You mean that he's able to read her mind... or that he gets to sleep with her every night? <<ducking>>
What? You saying it’s *not* his fault that I wasn’t satisfied? *Men*!
“Lies. Always goes missing. Doesn’t love me. Kisses blondes.”
Why is she looking for him again?
Michael. Gutter.
And I want to believe in Part 16. But I have to see it with my own eyes.
Hmmm. I should probably go prep that one. I wonder if that's the Part with the green glowing stone... Oh, right, only in the version Michael swiped from my hard drive.
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