Michael: Thank you for giving a few of your spare minutes between sweeps.
Lois! On an unrelated note, did you know that Landsknechte of Renaissance Europe wore oversized codpieces to boast and intimidate?
You mean codpieces = sports car? The bigger and flashier they were the more they were compensating?
Yep, show. I never saw the movie.
Right.
Thanks. I'll fix that.
Huh. Funny thing is, neither did it work for Clark that other time. /starts sensing a pattern: Lois doesn’t like being compared to a prostitute /
And yet she's willing to wear a leash.
So, how’s she supposed to make Clark jealous like that?
She's passed the making Clark jealous phase.
Yes. His *hotel*. He just bought it.
Possibly. It's canon. They weren't very specific, so I changed it up a bit.
/points at Ralph’s tombstone/
That was just that ONE time.
Junior Luthor? Is that the new name for the Honeymoon Suite?
Nope, just one of the lessor of the Luthor suites.
Didn’t he just say he *liked* Indecent Proposal?
Hmmmm. You're right, but it's not much of a sarifice to kill someone ELSE's wife.
Oops? And is ‘dead finance’ considered a snafu, these days?
Freudian slip?
“Jimmy will even stay for the nightcap after I leave for my own bed.”
"Gee, thanks, Lois."
But how’s he supposed to sacrifice her that way?
Patrick never sacrifices on a first date.
laugh: Third? Oh, Billy Boy counts?
Yep.
Wait. /re-reads again/ Oops. *l*ooker! My bad.
Looker / Hooker doesn't matter to Jimmy until the end of the date.
What if a bad guy hides a timebomb inside an icebomb?
Sssshhh. You might give them ideas.
Look at that. Is he already stepping out on Lois?
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Just a conversation.
Geez. How many of those guys are there in this story?
